1.Prices :- The only thing that violates the law of gravity.
2.Boss :- A person who comes early to see who comes in late.
3.Gambling :- The sure way of getting nothing for something.
4.Politician :- One who shakes his hand before elections and your confidence afterwards.
5.Committe of five :- Consists of a man who does the work,3 others to pat himon the back and one
to bring minority report.
6.Difference between Optimist an Pessimist :-
An Optimist goes to the window in the morning and says "Good morninig God".
A Pessimist goes to the window and says "My God,it's morning".
7.Life :- It is a cigarette which begins with flashes but ends with ashes.
1.Anger :-It is one letter short of danger.
2.Destiny :-A respectable name for failure.
3.College :-Rest house for the restless.
4.Campus :-The land of freedom where students go gay while their parents pay.
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