Saturday, October 25, 2008
Level1 — change the url to http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris-2007/irising/klueless3/klueless3.asp
Level2 — whitewash
Level3 — nero
Level4 — east
Level5 — iv
Level6 — beckham
Level7 — cancer
Level8 — atm
Level9 — importance
Level10 — change the url to http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris-2007/irising/klueless3/basics.htm
Level11 — h2g2
Level12 — truth
Level13 — travis
Level14 — love
Level15 — the sign of four
Level16 — liv tyler
Level16a — arwen
Level17 — Guy Fawkes
Level18 — Watterson
Level19 — Mel Blanc
Level20 — grand
Level21 — fortune
Level22 — roaster — download office.xls
Level23 — Bruce Edgar
Level24 — newspaper
Level25 — livewire
Level26 — 27
Level27 — 666
Level27a — beast
Level28 — F
Level29 — Marvolo
Level30 — room 101
Next Level — change url to http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris-2007/irising/klueless3/drunkenjasmine/klueless4.asp
Level 1 :play
Level 2: change the URl to klueless4.asp
Level 3 - cakewalk
Level 4- Nehru
Level 5 - Advice
Level 6 : Fauntleroy (Donald Fauntleroy Duck)
Level 7 : Clue For all who didn't get the answer its. O=1 T=2 T=3 F=4 F=5 S=6 S=7 E=8. First letter of each number.
O T T F F S S E N T E
rearrange the missing letter and u get "sets" which is the answer
level 8:halleys comet
Level 9: piglatin
Level 10: brangelina
Level 11 : Dorset Square
Level 12 : Mandelbrot
The first letters -
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
answer : http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris-2008/klueless/onering.asp
Watch out for updates
Level 14 : dearest
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 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
 Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
 You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
 Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
 You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
 It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
100 Camels for Wife US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.” The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?” The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
LAWYER'S CREED: A man is innocent until proven broke.
A lawyer charged a man $500 for legal services. The man paid him with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer: Should he tell his partner?
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their lives. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got out with $25 between us." "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!", the boss screamed. "We had over $100 when we broke in!"
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Smith there?" asked the client on the phone. "I'm very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night," the receptionist answered.
"Is Mr. Smith there?" repeated the client. The receptionist was perplexed. "Perhaps you didn't understand me I'm afraid Mr. Smith passed away last night." "Is Mr. Smith there?" asked the client again. "Madam, do you understand what I'm saying?" said the exasperated receptionist. "Mr. Smith is dead."
"I understand you perfectly," the client sighed. "I just can't hear it often enough."
A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading "Justice has triumphed!" The
client wired back, "Appeal at once!"
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked.
"Oh, not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice.