Funny Cell phone forwards

1. Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon!
urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

2. If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

3. Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a big car like rohit.
But I really love you! Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit..

4. Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful, S
mile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth

5. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

6. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...

7. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

8. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

9. In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

10. Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".