Funny cell Phone Forwards

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!

Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?