These Sorta Make Sense

- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to get out.

- I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

- I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

- I photocopied a mirror. Now I have an extra photocopy machine.