Sunday, November 18, 2007

Some Halloween witch jokes




Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!


Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.


Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.


Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!


Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!


Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A: A haunted dollhouse.


Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So they would know which witch is which!


Q: How do witches tell time?
A: With a witch watch.


Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broom-mates.


Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.


Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
A: "There's always broom for one more."


Q: When do witches cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.


Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.


Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A: A brrrooooommmm stick.


Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
A: Warlock Holmes.


Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.


Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.


Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
A: A broom closet.


Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spookettihalloweeniesdevils food cake and booberry pie!


Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!


Q: How does a witch tell the time?
A: With a witch watch!


Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?
A: She wanted a clean sweep!


Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?
A: Broom mates!


Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
A: Snap, cackle and pop!


Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy!


Q: What's a cold evil candle called?
A: The wicked wick of the north!


Q: What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round?
A: A witch in a revolving door!


Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A witch dressed as a cucumber!


Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
A: You won't be able to see which witch is witch.

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