Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!
Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A: A haunted dollhouse.
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So they would know which witch is which!
Q: How do witches tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broom-mates.
Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.
Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
A: "There's always broom for one more."
Q: When do witches cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.
Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A: A brrrooooommmm stick.
Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
A: Warlock Holmes.
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!
Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spookettihalloweeniesdevils food cake and booberry pie!
Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!
Q: How does a witch tell the time?
A: With a witch watch!
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?
A: She wanted a clean sweep!
Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?
A: Broom mates!
Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
A: Snap, cackle and pop!
Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy!
Q: What's a cold evil candle called?
A: The wicked wick of the north!
Q: What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round?
A: A witch in a revolving door!
Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A witch dressed as a cucumber!
Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
A: You won't be able to see which witch is witch.
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