Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bumper Snickers

- Born Free. Taxed to Death

- Don't Steal. The Government hates Competition

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

- A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

- All men are Idiots, and I married their King

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility

- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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