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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
Country, but just one woman 2 makes a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I
Really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (Sir Jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
Kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
Meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur Behan ka pyar mile

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
Exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha
Gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan Jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha… Jail mein