Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Funny Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?

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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbour.

But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marryAnd when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause
children

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"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

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