Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
"Is anybody else there?"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
"May I speak with the policeman?"
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"