Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling
villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some
action. They decide that after 6:00 'O'clock in the evening everybody will
return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes
and finds nothing.
Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens
for two-three nights.
Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors
from outside and goes back into the forest.
Now suggest some good title for the story!
Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.....
scroll down for the answer...................
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Sher-Lock Homes!!!
WHAT THAT LION WILL BE CALLED, IF HE SITS ON THE ROCK????????
SOCHO.
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AUR SOCHO.
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OK.
HERE IS DA ANSWER.
'SHER-ON-STONE'
sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
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ANS- AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)
Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
>she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our
>elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and
>took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw,
>but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
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>Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
hritik:- Aaj mere pas bunglow hai,gadi hai,wife hai, paisa hai, shan shaukat hai tere pas kya hai.
abhishek bacchan:- mere bap ke sir pe baal hai..
lolz... bahut bakwas tha na???
wat is Jayawardane's fan club called??
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Mahela Mandal...
man is going 2 a factory... another man asks him...
1st: kyu bhai...kahan jaa raha hai???
2nd: main kaarkhane ja raha hoon..
1st: abe yaar, itni badi CAR kaise khayega tu???
howzzat guys???
Cont... of rabbit n tortoise
now rabbit gets angry, he uses all his sources to get into the same coll where the tortoise is into, finally he gets into the coll by management quota,
now tortoise completes his engg in 4 yrs but rabbit takes 5 yrs. why?
why?
why?
why????
why??
why?
Answer: rabbit takes admission into architecture.
explanation for dumbos: architecture course is of 5yrs
five chipkalis(house lizards) were crawling on the wall...one of them started singing...after some time other four fell down on the grond....why?
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because all four started clapping
whats the volume of a guy who just lost his memory?
1/3*pi*r^2*h....
why?
cause he repeats...
"main cone(kaun) hun?"
WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
?????GUESS
????GUESS HARDER
NO GUESS???
TOM & JERRY STARTS......
why did ramu throw butter from the window???
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simple....
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he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!
what did the priest say when the village got flooded?
God DAM it
wotday call LISA RAY's dad???
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guess???
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.BAAP RAY!!!!
AND HER GRAND PA??????
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any idea????
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BAAP RAY BAAP!!!!!
which is the fruit, which if lies down, turns into non-veg.
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A. Mango. when it lies down, it is called 'aam-late'...
Apr 16
Koi bachhi agar Kg pass karke niklegi to wo kya bolegi?
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Kg kiya re..
Kg kiya re..
Once the parrot stepped on the elephant n the elephant died...
how come...
guess...
coz...
the elephant's name was parrot n the parrot's name waz elephant...
May 2
Once there is a couple sittin on the stairs and gazing into each others eyes!! suddenly they find themselves in the middle of the desert. why???
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Ans:- Aakhon hi aakhon me ishara ho gaya .... baithe baithe JEENE ka SAHARA ho gaya !!!
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