Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Crime of the year

At Beitbridge policeman pulled a car over and

told the driver that because he had been wearing

his seat belt,

he had just won Z$ 1000 in the

country-wide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,

and maybe buy some insurance" he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.

"He's sooooo smart when he's drunk".

This woke up the guy in the back-seat,

who took one look at the cop and moaned,

"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and

a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?

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