Two Italian men talking in a bus: "Emma come firsta. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time"
Hearing this, a lady sitting by shouts at them.
One of the men replies: "Cool down Ma'm..I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi"