Monday, January 28, 2008

Negotiation - Chinese Style

Demands of The Hostage-taker

"Meet my 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"

The Negotiation


Negotiators assess the situation from next door.
Chief ne! gotiator dispatched

Negotiation begins
Negotiation concluded
Crisis Over

In the US, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.


No wonder China-made products are so much cheaper than ours.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yea,i also watched heaps of American polices kill blacks without reasons. take a close look at the percentage of crime rate in US buddy!

jon said...

yea,i also watched heaps of American polices kill blacks without reasons. take a close look at the percentage of crime rate in US buddy!

jon said...

yea,i also watched heaps of American polices kill blacks without reasons. take a close look at the percentage of crime rate in US buddy!

Anonymous said...

Buddy, your an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Actually,good post. thx

Anonymous said...

Its all in the manual they make you read before they download your being into those tiny bodies in those dark wombs.