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Mélissa Theuriau (born 18 July 1978, Échirolles, Isère, France) is a French journalist and news anchor for M6.
Mélissa Theuriau has become an internet phenomenon, with her YouTube videos[1] receiving millions of hits from admirers. Theuriau is reportedly surprised by this phenomenon, stating, "I cannot explain it...I am absolutely not seeking this publicity"
Signboard near a petrol bunk: “Please do not smoke near the pump. Even if you feel your life isn’t worth anything, petrol certainly is!”
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“Apologising doesn’t necessarily mean that you are wrong and the other is right.. it mostly means that you value the relationship much more than your ego ”
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“You will never find a perfect friend in me, because what makes me human is my imperfection. But one thing is sure that I’ll always be your friend, no matter what, not a perfect one but a true friend”
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“When you count your best friend you may not count me, when you count your good friends you may not count me, but when you need a friend start counting on me as I’ll always be there for you.”
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“YOU know what is the best thing about our friendship ? ..
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It’s the very FIRST word of this message –> ‘YOU’ ”
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This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him about sex. The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Walking Economy
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"Flat Tire
The software manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem."
The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."
The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"The Understanding Father
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs."Last Rites
Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.
Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."